Fred Wemyss

"Is the glass half-full or half-empty?"
"A disgusting question. I do have an answer, however."
"What's the answer?"
"It's neither half-full nor half-empty. It's just a half-a-glass of water."
"You can't answer the question that way."
"I can't?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Well, then, I won't answer."
"No?"
"No."
"Well, that's stupid."
"Life is stupid."
"No, it's not."
"Yes, it is."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No, of course it's not. But a life lived having conversations like this is not worth living."
"Then what sort of conversations should we have?"
"Anything that's not a quiz."
"Is this a quiz?"
Bradley didn't answer.